DON’T WORRY, THIS GUY DOESN’T LIKE BUKOWSKI EITHER

I’m 21 and I live in Albany, NY.

I have a jumping frog, but I’m not a gambler. I want a girl who can enjoy her symptoms. I love reading and writing short fiction. I don’t like Bukowski. I want a girl who likes going out for breakfast. I keep everything—help me throw some stuff away. Dostoevsky changed my life, Chuck Klosterman ruined it, and criticism saved it. I’m white, 5’11”, thin, and have short dark brown hair. I want to read in bed with someone. Join me in the approach.