I am 25, woman, in Chicago (choose your own adventure):
a) Sustaining moderate addictions and typical ambitions, chronically self impressed and insecure, seeking ambivalent conversationalist.
b) Indistinguishable except by scars, seeking near sighted theologian.
c) Under-read writer distracted by healthy living and easily convinced by loud, charismatic men. Seeking dull addict or philosopher.
d) Yoga teacher with smoking habit, will teach for cigarettes, gin and quarterly publications.
e) Overly assertive, susceptible to guilt, depression and pop songs. Seeking waif with sailboat.