THE ELEGANT WRITER LOOKING FOR A SNOG (psa: this is a woman seeking a man)

Writer, English, weary of heart, elegant of ankle, generally to be found weeping prettily over John Berryman’s correspondence in the Berg Collection, seeks bespectacled attractive nerd with high IQ and excellent Ivy League credentials for camparis, disquisitions on Frank O’Hara and top notch kissing.