THE SEMI-PUT-TOGETHER UPTOWN BOY

23-year-old male with his shit semi-put-together looking for a smart and very funny woman (age is an illusion) to be lonely with. Maybe our vague aspirations can meet and become something actually interesting! I act sometimes, write sometimes, and work in public media. Most of my past relationships have been with artists and actors, so maybe I go for that, but maybe it’s interesting if you’re, like, an accountant. I can be super affectionate and then need lots of space for a few hours, so be that way too. I’ve tried online dating, but the tyrannies of choice and mediocrity have worn my patience there.

Looking for someone artistic but not artsy, laugh out loud funny but not lol funny, depressive but short of being depressing. Bonus points if you live above 125th Street in Manhattan.