THE SORTA AVAILABLE JOURNO WITH AN ADORABLE DOUBLE STANDARD

Semi-available female journalist in my late twenties, yoga enthusiast, admirer of French poststructuralism, and occasional foodie desires completely available fiction OR nonfiction writer, to have long conversations about politics and such over wine. Must be older and taller than me, probably must live in Brooklyn. Helpful if you have a dog unless it’s a small yappy one. Helpful if you are a good cook.