THE TWITTER CHICK WITH A THING FOR ANARCHY

Female, 21, studying history in New York. Likes: oversized sweaters, conspiracy theories, Eastern European movies. Irrationally loathes: Coldplay, bubble tea. Seeking a fellow left-handed coffee aficionado who does the New York Times crossword semi-religiously (but we can’t do it together because I’m fiercely possessive – just of my crosswords, not my men really). Socialists and anarchists are equally fine, but if you’re in the middle you might have to justify it. Looking for someone to to tweet me something witty.