South Brooklynite seeks someone darling: Twenty-three, female, short stature, long waves. Not looking for love but looking for something sweet. Or thrilling. More familiar with Derrida than Dewey, but I’m willing to learn. I like to balance Milan Kundera with Alan Moore and maybe Kanye. Proponent of performative gender. I’d like to go to the Bosie Tea Parlor, and I don’t need you to be an Ivy Leaguer. Brooklyn, but only of late. Who are you?